Puppy Love

I can't see any nipple even if I look for it.  I can see a beautiful, anxious female, apparently formerly someone's wife, who looks like she could use an understanding owner.  If I could I would help her find one.  I wouldn't be able to provide ownership myself because I would never be fully comfortable providing the kind of guidance and discipline it would take to train her and help her have a fulfilled life as a pet.
Perhaps my wife could.  She's had dogs before and periodically talks about wanting one.  Honestly, if I were to find myself in a similar situation to this woman I would know I was a lucky pet if my wife took ownership of me as her dog.